What were you thinking? Next time you try to make small talk to the stranger in the elevator, don't say something like this:
Moron Hayley: "WOW! Looks like you're gonna have a baby soon! What's the due date?" (thinking that based on the size & shape of her mid-section it was any day now)...
Very Pregnant Stranger: "Oh, I'm due the end of March."
Moron Hayley: "Uhhhhhhh..."
Your lame-brained self