What were you thinking? Next time you try to make small talk to the stranger in the elevator, don't say something like this:
Moron Hayley: "WOW! Looks like you're gonna have a baby soon! What's the due date?" (thinking that based on the size & shape of her mid-section it was any day now)...
Very Pregnant Stranger: "Oh, I'm due the end of March."
Moron Hayley: "Uhhhhhhh..."
Sincerely,
Your lame-brained self
7 comments:
At least she was pregnant, phew!
Hey - glad you found my blog - I obviously have found yours too. I think I found it from someone else's blog...can't remember. I'll have to look you up if I head north. You have the cutest little girl...and this "note to self" post was hilarious. I have totally been on the other end of it. My last baby was 8lbs 11oz - ya...I was big. Funny.
At the family reunion Donovan asked when my baby was due... I wanted to CRY!
Yep...totally had the comment a lot with my little girl. I also had, "Are you having twins? Really? Are you sure? You should have the doctor double check that." Emma was 8'6 and I went straight out the front. So I did look quite large!
I got a good laugh outta that one. Thanks!
Hayley, Hayley, how I have missed you! I stalked out your blog through Chelsea Johnson's, so you can blame her. But I am so, so happy to see your darling face again and to see the most stunning red-head EVER (she is a CUTIE). Your blog is hilarious & too fun to read. Hope you're loving your sunny Holidays:)
Katie forgot to mention that when she first announced her pregnancy, some lady at church said something like "oh i thought so. you're already showing." And Katie was like "i'm only 4 weeks along.." haahahahhaaa
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