I had the paparazzi following me around for an afternoon and I could hardly take a step without being harassed.
Okay fine, here's the real story:
My sister and I were downtown one afternoon and I was gussied up in my sexy coat & boots. She said, "Wow, you look like a celebrity. I'm going to play paparazzi."
Possible captions included:
"I'm warning you! One more shot of my baby and my lawyer will be here in seconds flat."