As Kramer (from Seinfeld, of course) once said, "Occasionally I like to help the humans." I abide by that rule so I find it my duty to inform you of the fantastic deal on cereal currently going on at Safeway. Many cereals are on sale for $3, and all the Safeway brand cereals are on sale for $2. WAIT...it gets better. If you buy 5 boxes, then you save an additional $5! I repeat "save an additional $5!" So for those of you too tired to do the math, I got 5 boxes of cereal for $5.
To my slacker friends who waited too long to hit the Baby Gap pj sale...GO STOCK UP YOUR CEREAL STORAGE...NOW!