All In A Day's Work

When Avy woke up yesterday morning, first thing first, she made herself a "To Do List."

These are the items she jotted down...and fully accomplished:

Avy's To Do List
1- poop in the tub...check
2- wipe my lasagna-saturated hands all over the bathroom wall...check
3- wipe my lasagna-saturated hands all over Mom's shorts & the back of her shirt...check
4- fall off the porch step & onto the concrete sidewalk...check
5- whine, fuss, & scream the whole time Mom takes me on a 4.5 mile hike...check
6- squish Nutri-Grain bar in my hand, wipe my hands on my bum, then sit down in the dirt, thus leaving a lovely macrame of dirt-art on my caboose...check, check, check
7- show utter disgust when Mom offers me a new type of juice, and then boycott libations of any kind the rest of the day...check, check
8- insist on wearing my new pumpkin hat and fairy wings all morning...check... and continue to insist on wearing the hot, knitted pumpkin hat on our 150-ish degree hike...check

If only I could check off as many items on my "TO DO" list as this One Woman Wonder.