Saturday, September 25, 2010

Answers....but's a long one.

First Day of Preschool
This will come as a shock to many of you, but she LOVES it!
She has not puked.
(yes, puking is common for her when she's nervous...ahem, Tiffany, Ashley, & Maureen?)
She has not passed out.
 (yes, she's done this a couple times before too & THANK HEAVENS this is a thing of the past.)
She has not cried.
(this is, excuse me, WAS, a precursor for the vomit and/or fainting)
She has not even requested I stay.
She says goodbye, squirts her mits with magic soap, finds her name tag, then skips over to the train table.
It's fabulous.
Truly, truly, this is an answer to prayers.
We were worried people. We were worried.

My Birthday
I'm 28. It's so great.
What did I do to celebrate?
Tatty took me on a super hot date.
We ate some grub. Not the best, but didn't hate.
We lounged on the beach in Wailea until really, really late.
Oh yes, there is a gift from my dashingly handsome mate.
He is taking me to London in the Spring to visit my dear Heather...
I can't WAIT!

 The Long Awaited Pirate Party
Where do I even begin?
How can one sum up a party that's been in the making for a year in the mind of a toddler?
It was awesome.
She loved it.
I loved it.
Tat & Buddy loved it.

And based on the handfuls of candy & cupcakes & cake & other treats that were devoured, I assume the guests loved it too.
Here are the stats:
guests: 29 children + parentals
 (go big or go home, that's what i always say)

activites: bouncy house, pirate show with real live pirates, treasure hunt led by the real live pirates, pinata, digging for buried treasure in the sand

(ps- i told avy there was a pirate bouncy, but for whatever odd, un-themed, tacky reason she really wanted dora)

booty at the end of the treasure hunt (after they walked the plank, of course): bags with pirate booty looty (paddle balls, pencil toppers, coins, other cheap crap that's already broken and in all of your garbage cans).

eats: let the pics speak

X-shaped biscuits
Bucaneer Bouquet

cake: treasure map cake
decorations: booty hanging from the tree, pirate banners & flags, lanterns, Captain Avy's Island signage

clean-up crew: Kristen was so awesome to stay & head up this committee

Cute little Emi pretty much sums up how I felt by the end of the day:

By the end of the party, she ditched her pirate rags & dolled up in her new fashionista wears.
Yesterday she informed me she would like a Princess Party for next year.
We already did princess last year, so feel free to throw some other great, normal, suggestions her way.

My Stolen iPod
You've messed up my running routine!
I stole all my songs from Heather's computer & she is now in London.
So even in the rare event I get Tat to deliver another iPod, I have no music.
I notice my route is considerably shorter now that I have no Beiber, Cyrus, & Efron to get my adrenaline flowing.
So if I get fat, I'm coming after you.
If only I knew who you were.

Here's what happened:
I went for my morning run with the tots in the stroller.
I get back home, push the stroller to the backyard, set my iPod on top of the stroller.
I go about my morning...breakfast, shower, baby nap, daily check to facebook to see who could possibly have a more interesting life than me that particular day, then we leave to run some errands.
Upon my return I notice something strange.
My front lawn has been aerated.
Weird. I have no idea who did this.
There was also fertilizer all over the grass.
Later in the day we go out back & I notice the backyard has been messed with too!
I then move my stroller out of the way, & notice my music maker is not where I left it.
That leads me to believe there is only 1 culprit...
the mystery aerator.

In sum...Maui was, as expected, a dream.
I  can't imagine a more perfect vacation for our family.
The kids had a blast.

We ate lots of tasty treats.
Brookie was as helpful & fun as usual.
Minus the nightly work calls to India & the gall bladder issue, Tatty thouroughly enjoyed himself too.
I got a massage.  It was from the Maui Therapeutic School of Massage.
It was $30 for A WHOLE HOUR!
We did lots of fun activities.
Brookie & I ran this beautiful path just after dawn in the mornings.  It was perfect.

Ahhhhh...already dreaming of going back.

Mostly for the Grandparents
(WARNING...this is a lot of detail about how cute I think my kids are so really, you have 2 options.
1-skip over this part so as to not confuse me with SeriouslySoBlessed blog
2-read it & agree with me that my kids really are as cute as i think they are)

Your 2 little gingersnaps are pretty much the cutest little babes around.
Climbs like you wouldn't believe.
I've caught him on top of coffee tables, on top of step stools, in the fridge, half-way up the front of the slide, dangling upside-down by his hips from the bar under his high chair in maui...& numerous other objects he believes he can scale.
He's figured out how to open the cupboard door & sift through the garbage can.
He knows that's on the no-no list, so, like everything else he knows is a no-no, he will get my attention, laugh, crawl at an incredibly fast pace to the no-no site & then proceed to look my IN THE EYES while blatantly disobeying me!  He will also throw a few chuckles in there.
Definitely gets that defiant gene from Tat.

Loves to clap his hands. 
Loves to sing & dance to Miley's "Party in the USA".
Loves to point to the baby on the Gerber baby food jars & say, "baba".
REALLY loves his "dadadada".
In sacrament mtg a couple weeks ago he was busy wiggling around & then all of a sudden he looked up towards the stand, saw Tyler sitting up there, sits up straight with a huge smile, waved "hi" to Tat & just yelled with such excitement, "DaDaDaDa!"  It was precious.
Lately he will give me a "Mama" but mostly it's all about Dad.

Has been shaking his head "yes" to me lately when I ask him if he wants a snack.

He loves "Big Pup".  His big fluffy doggy.  When we say, "Where's Big Pup?" he immediately starts to make his version of a bark & then he looks around frantically, while barking, until he can spot Big Pup. 
 So cute.

Will eat any speck of a crumb off the floor & often waits for Avy to leave behind her drinks so he can do this:

Has always been a talker, but lately she will talk for minutes, & minutes, & minutes &.  NOT. STOP.
The best part is she uses this valley girl accent & interjects "like" in between every few words.
It's pretty funny.
She's really been growing out of her shyness lately. 
She thinks she has a baby sister on the way
just in case she mentions it to any of you.
Lately she keeps saying things like,
"We need to buy this for my baby sister"
"I can't wait for my baby sister to be here."
Before preschool started, she said, "Mom, I'm gonna get me some boyfriends at preschool."
She spotted a Blue's Clues costume at Kid to Kid the other day & HAD to have it.
I don't always give in, I promise.  But she does love BC & I'm getting sick of seeing Fifi the French poodle at my house every day since last Halloween.  So we bought it. 
It's 2 sizes too small for her, but that somehow doesn't seem to bother her.
  She loves it & is pretty cute in it...well at least the part that fits her.

My Spray Tan
Last year when we went to Maui I was the whitest one on the island.
I promised myself that would NEVER happen again.
White Hayley in Maui 2009
I know I'm white.  Whiter than most.
Usually I don't care, but when I'm in a swimsuit & someone who is 200 pounds heavier than me looks better than me b/c brown fat is more attractive than pasty pale fat, I see it necessary to take action.
So when Groupon was offering 3 tanning sessions at Hollywood tans for $25, you can imagine how quickly I jumped on that one.
My friend HT came over to watch my kids a couple days before we left for Maui.
I excitedly drove to the salon, dreaming of how ridiculously hot I was going to look in only a few short hours.
I hop in the time machine.
I get started then all of a sudden feel super claustraphobic, can't breathe, feel as if I'm going to pass out, so I lean forward, put my hands up on the wall to brace myself, & get a fabulous shot of bronze on my face from only 2 inches away.
Being a first time tanner, I didn't think anything of it...I just didn't want to pass out naked while locked in a tube.
Anywho, I come home & Heather gracisouly tells me that I'm lookin good.
Which at this point, I was. 
The brown was just starting to set in & I had a smashing glow.
Later that evening I looked in the mirror & was horrified at how orange my face was. 
It was something to the extent of this:
I looked awful. 
(maybe not this bad...but pretty grody) 
I think I exfoliated the top 2 layers of skin off my face right after that.
Later that night Heather came back over & noticed the streaks all over my elbows.  Nice.  Half my arm got brown, the other half did not thanks to my leaning against the wall whilst spray was in action.

And guess what?
By the time I made it to the beach, the half of my body that was hot & bronze had lost it's savor & was back to whitey-mcwhite.
White Hayley in Maui 2010
Notice how the only differences in the picture are:
1-avy is taller & has longer hair
2-i popped out another kid
3-my headband is black instead of white
No difference in my skin color.

I Must Stink
I've had 3 close friends move away in the past few months.
-insert sad face here-
I don't have too much to say about this b/c I don't want to be a buzzkill, but I just really, REALLY don't like this one bit.
I can't imagine that New Jersey, North Carolina, or London could possibly be any more exciting than California.
Okay, maybe London.




See how much fun my friends are? 
 See why I need them back here stat?!?!

Tatty's Hospital Visit
Well, well, well.
What to do with Tatwood.
Shall we remove his gall bladder?
No. Let's not.
Let's leave it there & allow him to keep having horrible attacks that keep him up all night & land him a front row seat in the ER the night before the big Pirate Bash.

I feel bad, I really do because I don't want him to be in pain.
When I have a lengthy to-do list the night before the party & I suggest he NOT eat the greasy pizza I grabbed for dinner
& he DOES eat it
then I'm not so sweet.
Thank goodness these 2 hooligans were here to hold down the fort & finish all the last minute par-tay prep.

But really, I did feel bad for the guy.  He was a pale/green color, sweating like a hog, & asked for Tylenol. 
 I knew it was bad.
So I ran him up to the ER at 10:30 at night.
It was a busy night there.
He ended up being released & coming home around 4am.
The docs said he would probably eventually need the thing removed, but not now.  He just needs to cut bad fats out of his diet & take some pills for the month to help whatever is inflamed.
That was 4am.
Kids woke up at 7am.
The party was at 2pm.

There you go!
Everything you ever wanted to know about my whereabouts the past 4 weeks.
But don't go too far, I've still got Spud Day, my 10 year reunion, & Avy's real birthday to post about.

You know you won't want to miss this!


Valerie said...

Oh Hayley how I love your posts. I read it only took 10 min (kidding...ok not kidding, but I love ya!) And I can't wait for you to post about the 10 year. It sucked so bad I couldn't come. I was really sad about it, but so much has been going on and if I were to go I would have had to drive the three kids and me sans husband. No thanks. Any way, your tan story was awesome, the pirate party rocked, and you have to be "like" as Avy would say, the best mommy ever! Miss you Sassofrat!

The Bock Family said...

I seriously can not get enough of your posts! When I saw the post that talked about "answers coming", I checked your blog everyday so I could read all about it! You crack me up........I need you in Southern California! Any chance of moving down here??

P.S. Jacob and I are huge "Friends" fanatics. Every catch the one with Ross's tan? I'm just saying....

The Gilberts said...

So much to comment about! I'll pick the party-- so cute and fun, all the little food labels and I especially loved the fruit bouquet! Jackson helped us eat our
Edible Arrangements we got when baby arrived-- I saved those little skewers for him we all like a fun presentation of our food now and then.

Your kids are very cute, not gonna lie about that one-- super adorable, especially little chubbers.

When does Lincoln get his name in the blog title? lol

Jen said...

Oh, Hayley, you are SUPER WOMAN!! Thanks for an awesome party . . and inspiring me, yet again, that we NEED to go to Hawaii. :) It was good to talk to you tonight!

The Mostess said...

I would sure enjoy your posts a whole lot more if my ears weren't always assaulted with David Archuleta. Please update to another age-inappropriate singer. May I suggest The Biebs?

Everyone in the hood knows I'm the tanning expert. Why didn't you consult with me? It's all about the custom blended, 7 day spray applied by a real person. You do it the night before leaving. I promise hotness next time.

Loved the pirate party! The food and snacks were adorable!

Love the updates on the gingersnaps. They are SO cute!

I must stink, too. I have also been abandoned. Wah.

Happy bday, glad you had an amazing time in Hawaii!!

candace said...

worth the wait! next time i host a pirate party i'm looking your way--everything was awesome.

so jealous of hawaii..can't even tell you. and even more jealous of london! (happy birthday btw!)

can't wait for the next update :)

McDonalds said...

Holy moley!!!! What fun!!! I really cannot believe all that you do for birthdays...I must be the go home kind of mom...I can only manage a cake at best. I am amazed. Hope your find/replace the ipod soon.

Matt and Jessie said...

Little Avy is so adorable! I just love her hair! Glad she is loving school!!

As for Hawaii, your trip looked like a blast. I am glad you guys were able to get a nice break!

As far as the birthday party, you are AMAZING!! How did you come up with all of that? I can't believe you hosted that many kids. I love all the food! What a creative girl you are!!

Still laughing about the spray tan.

Lindsey said...

I had a million comments while I read, but by the end I can't remember them! :)

okay, I remember a few. Ava is a little girl and it makes me sad. She is so cute though. When she asks for boyfriends, please remind her that she is already in a long distance relationship with Christian.

Umm, party-o-the-century? and we missed it. lame. not the party, but us! looked fab! (I expect nothing less).

Glad you had a blast in Hawaii. Why isn't Tat taking you to NYC??????? Come on! okay, we'll push for your next trip!

oh, and thanks for the 8 chins pic. what can I say, you don't think of things like that when you are a party animal like myself.

As for the movers, (sorry to start this trend) but if you think about you actually will have a pretty good return rate, 2/3.

wow, i remembered more than you wanted...

Lindsey said...

I meant Avy...

Heather Teuscher said...

My favorite part is your awesome bday present! And could we have found a better pic than my "i have random pink things, what happens if i put them together costume"? I am SO sad I missed the par-tay, it looks awesome and I want to hire you for Hadleys. I am so proud of your little redhead, look at her all grown up! And her shirt couldnt be more perfect! I love that buddy is into everything, you must be keeping busy! Poor tatty, you will have to keep us updated. And we will renew your play list when you come over...sorry this is a random mix of comments as I remembered what you posted:) Oh and Lindsey's comment makes me happy, we will both be back soon:)

Tennille Butler said...

You're certainly a doer thats for sure. Its looks like the pirate party was a success. I love reading your posts you are so funny. I'm waiting to book our girls vacation, so lets do this!

The Atwood's said...

You guys have been busy! For the record, Ty should keep the facial hair. It might be that I love Jake's so much and he can't ever have it so it's nice that that's an option for others so take it for what it's worth. Cute. Cute. Cute.... CUTE kids! When are you moving by us again? Remind me.