Monday, January 10, 2011

Should I accept this Friend request?


Avy announced to us last night:
"Kitty is on facebook."
Whit says, "Oh yeah? What does her status say?"
Avy responds, "Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow."

So I wonder which of these is Kitty's profile pic?
This one says:
"I'm popular.  Always where the party's at!"

This one screams:
"I'm a jet-setter. Always on the go & up to AWESOME adventures!"

This one announces:
"I'm so fit. Check me out as I exercise!"

This one humbly says:
"I'm spiritual.  Here I am in the praying position."

This clearly states:
"I'm influential.  EVERYONE wants to be me!"

This one from many moons ago is such a fine shot of my boo-tay.
I want everyone thinking I'm the finest cat in town.

These proudly scream:
"I'm so important.  Books & clothing are modeled after me."

And quite frankly, this one flat out makes me look smokin' hot.
So hot that I HAD to throw it out there.

Oh Kitty.  What would we do without you?
And, Oh Avy.  Where do come up with your hilarious 1-liners???


The Mostess said...

Technically, Facebook doesn't allow pets as friends. Sharla tried to put her parrot on FB, and they denied her. So tell her to take that info to the bank!

Kidding. It would break her heart. I like the jet setter. Meow, meow, meow.

whitney said...

um, this is hilarious. i would be kitty's friend! i have a special place in my heart for stuffed friends of kids... we have a husky, a blue dog and a moose who we couldn't live without in the shafer household.

Matt and Jessie said...

She is one funny girl! Love all the pictures!

Ashley said...

I doubt Kitty really put that on Facebook. She lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs. Avy is so hilarious--I was just going to say "I hope you're writing these things down!" Then I realized where I was.

Carlie said...

oh hay, you are just so cute. I loved seeing you this christmas. I also love reading you blog, never can get away with out giggling a little. :) Love you.